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+s/A\./Ey /g
+s/B\./Bee /g
+s/C\./SEe /g
+s/D\./DEe /g
+s/E\./Ee /g
+s/F\./Ef /g
+s/G\./JEe /g
+s/H\./EITCh /g
+s/I\./EYe /g
+s/J\./JAy /g
+s/K\./KAy /g
+s/L\./El /g
+s/M\./Em /g
+s/N\./En /g
+s/O\./Oh /g
+s/P\./PEe /g
+s/Q\./KY_Oo /g
+s/R\./ARe /g
+s/S\./ESs /g
+s/T\./TEa /g
+s/U\./YOu /g
+s/V\./VEe /g
+s/W\./DOUBLE YOu /g
+s/X\./Ex /g
+s/Y\./WHy /g
+s/Z\./ZEd /g
+s/Jesus/JeeZuss/g
+s/Christ/Craist/g
+s/islandeyeland/g
+s/ocean/ohshun/g
+s/Ocean/ohshun/g
+s/listen/lee\ sin/g
+s/colour/color/g
+s/gear/ghear/g
+s/Mrs/missuz/g
+s/mrs/missuz/g
+s/Mr/mister/g
+s/etc/et\ setterah/g
+s/Dr\./doctor/g