sapo/sapofonetix.sed

s/p\.m\./P\.M\./g
s/a\.m\./A\.M\./g
s/A\./Ey /g
s/B\./Bee /g
s/C\./SEe /g
s/D\./DEe /g
s/E\./Ee /g
s/F\./Ef /g
s/G\./JEe /g
s/H\./EITCh /g
s/I\./EYe /g
s/J\./JAy /g
s/K\./KAy /g
s/L\./El /g
s/M\./Em /g
s/N\./En /g
s/O\./Oh /g
s/P\./PEe /g
s/Q\./KY_Oo /g
s/R\./ARe /g
s/S\./ESs /g
s/T\./TEa /g
s/U\./YOu /g
s/V\./VEe /g
s/W\./DOUBLE YOu /g
s/X\./Ex /g
s/Y\./WHy /g
s/Z\./ZEd /g
s/Jesus/JeeZuss/g
s/Christ/Craist/g
s/island/eyeland/g;s/Island/eyeland/g
s/ocean/ohshun/g;s/Ocean/ohshun/g
s/listen/lee\ sin/g;s/Listen/lee\ sin/g
s/colour/color/g;s/Colour/color/g
s/gear/ghear/g
s/Mrs/missuz/g
s/mrs/missuz/g
s/Mr/mister/g
s/etc/et\ setterah/g
s/Dr\./doctor/g
s/\+/plus/g
s/\=/equals/g
s/aching/eyking/g
s/St\./saint/g
s/Ltd/limited/g
s/Gandhi/Gan\ Dee/g
s/latrine/lah\ treen/g
s/olive/ohlive/g
s/naked/nake\ ed/g
s/buttock/buttoc/g
s/image/eem\ aj/g
s/Rs/rupees/g
s/pls/please/g
s/vs\./versus/g
s/e\.g\./exampli\ gratia/g
s/Vasco/Vascou/g
s/faeces/fee\ seas/g
s/video/veedee\ oh/g;s/Video/veedee\ oh/g
s/mosquito/moskeeto/g;s/Mosquito/moskeeto/g
s/matriarch/matriark/g;s/Matriarch/matriark/g
s/biscuit/biskit/g;s/Biscuit/biskit/g
s/alas/alass/g;s/Alas/alass/g
s/anger/angher/g;s/Anger/angher/g
s/breath /breth /g;s/Breath /breth /g