diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 0a05db081c..7101579b1a 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -2206,12 +2206,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "iox_catalog",
  "iox_query",
  "iox_time",
- "lazy_static",
  "metric",
  "mutable_batch",
  "mutable_batch_lp",
  "object_store",
  "observability_deps",
+ "once_cell",
  "parking_lot 0.12.1",
  "parquet_file",
  "paste",
@@ -3919,8 +3919,8 @@ dependencies = [
  "datafusion 0.1.0",
  "datafusion_util",
  "itertools",
- "lazy_static",
  "observability_deps",
+ "once_cell",
  "regex",
  "regex-syntax",
  "schema",
@@ -4242,13 +4242,13 @@ dependencies = [
  "hyper",
  "iox_catalog",
  "iox_time",
- "lazy_static",
  "metric",
  "mutable_batch",
  "mutable_batch_lp",
  "mutable_batch_pb",
  "object_store",
  "observability_deps",
+ "once_cell",
  "parking_lot 0.12.1",
  "paste",
  "predicate",
@@ -5243,7 +5243,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "http",
  "hyper",
  "influxdb_iox_client",
- "lazy_static",
  "nix 0.24.1",
  "observability_deps",
  "once_cell",
diff --git a/ingester/Cargo.toml b/ingester/Cargo.toml
index 9bee010215..8e25bcb91d 100644
--- a/ingester/Cargo.toml
+++ b/ingester/Cargo.toml
@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ trace = { path = "../trace" }
 [dev-dependencies]
 assert_matches = "1.5.0"
 bitflags = {version = "1.3.2"}
-lazy_static = "1.4.0"
+once_cell = "1"
 paste = "1.0.7"
 test_helpers = { path = "../test_helpers", features = ["future_timeout"] }
 tokio-stream = {version = "0.1.9", default_features = false }
diff --git a/ingester/src/stream_handler/handler.rs b/ingester/src/stream_handler/handler.rs
index 83c09f45c6..2cc9779d5a 100644
--- a/ingester/src/stream_handler/handler.rs
+++ b/ingester/src/stream_handler/handler.rs
@@ -443,16 +443,15 @@ mod tests {
     use iox_time::{SystemProvider, Time};
     use metric::Metric;
     use mutable_batch_lp::lines_to_batches;
+    use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
     use std::sync::Arc;
     use test_helpers::timeout::FutureTimeout;
     use tokio::sync::{mpsc, oneshot};
     use tokio_stream::wrappers::ReceiverStream;
     use write_buffer::core::WriteBufferError;
 
-    lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-        static ref TEST_TIME: Time = SystemProvider::default().now();
-        static ref TEST_KAFKA_PARTITION: KafkaPartition = KafkaPartition::new(42);
-    }
+    static TEST_TIME: Lazy<Time> = Lazy::new(|| SystemProvider::default().now());
+    static TEST_KAFKA_PARTITION: Lazy<KafkaPartition> = Lazy::new(|| KafkaPartition::new(42));
     static TEST_KAFKA_TOPIC: &str = "kafka_topic_name";
 
     // Return a DmlWrite with the given namespace and a single table.
diff --git a/ingester/src/stream_handler/sink_instrumentation.rs b/ingester/src/stream_handler/sink_instrumentation.rs
index d2c17ae237..857cf23664 100644
--- a/ingester/src/stream_handler/sink_instrumentation.rs
+++ b/ingester/src/stream_handler/sink_instrumentation.rs
@@ -239,6 +239,7 @@ mod tests {
     use iox_time::Time;
     use metric::{Metric, MetricObserver, Observation};
     use mutable_batch_lp::lines_to_batches;
+    use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
     use trace::{ctx::SpanContext, span::SpanStatus, RingBufferTraceCollector, TraceCollector};
 
     use crate::stream_handler::{
@@ -253,16 +254,16 @@ mod tests {
 
     static TEST_KAFKA_TOPIC: &str = "kafka_topic_name";
 
-    lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-        static ref TEST_TIME: Time = SystemProvider::default().now();
+    static TEST_TIME: Lazy<Time> = Lazy::new(|| SystemProvider::default().now());
 
-        /// The attributes assigned to the metrics emitted by the
-        /// instrumentation when using the above sequencer / kafka topic values.
-        static ref DEFAULT_ATTRS: Attributes = Attributes::from([
+    /// The attributes assigned to the metrics emitted by the
+    /// instrumentation when using the above sequencer / kafka topic values.
+    static DEFAULT_ATTRS: Lazy<Attributes> = Lazy::new(|| {
+        Attributes::from([
             ("kafka_partition", SEQUENCER_ID.to_string().into()),
             ("kafka_topic", TEST_KAFKA_TOPIC.into()),
-        ]);
-    }
+        ])
+    });
 
     /// Return a DmlWrite with the given metadata and a single table.
     fn make_write(meta: DmlMeta) -> DmlWrite {
diff --git a/query_functions/Cargo.toml b/query_functions/Cargo.toml
index 556807f470..74b61d8d30 100644
--- a/query_functions/Cargo.toml
+++ b/query_functions/Cargo.toml
@@ -10,8 +10,8 @@ arrow = { version = "16.0.0", features = ["prettyprint"] }
 chrono = { version = "0.4", default-features = false }
 datafusion = { path = "../datafusion" }
 itertools = "0.10.2"
-lazy_static = "1.4.0"
 observability_deps = { path = "../observability_deps" }
+once_cell = "1"
 regex = "1"
 regex-syntax = "0.6.26"
 schema = { path = "../schema" }
diff --git a/query_functions/src/regex.rs b/query_functions/src/regex.rs
index ee4ff51ef9..6b141e4ab6 100644
--- a/query_functions/src/regex.rs
+++ b/query_functions/src/regex.rs
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ use datafusion::{
     physical_plan::ColumnarValue,
     scalar::ScalarValue,
 };
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
 
 /// The name of the regex_match UDF given to DataFusion.
 pub(crate) const REGEX_MATCH_UDF_NAME: &str = "RegexMatch";
@@ -18,33 +19,29 @@ pub(crate) const REGEX_MATCH_UDF_NAME: &str = "RegexMatch";
 /// The name of the not_regex_match UDF given to DataFusion.
 pub(crate) const REGEX_NOT_MATCH_UDF_NAME: &str = "RegexNotMatch";
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    /// Implementation of regexp_match
-    pub(crate) static ref REGEX_MATCH_UDF: Arc<ScalarUDF> = Arc::new(
-        create_udf(
-            REGEX_MATCH_UDF_NAME,
-            // takes two arguments: regex, pattern
-            vec![DataType::Utf8, DataType::Utf8],
-            Arc::new(DataType::Boolean),
-            Volatility::Stable,
-            regex_match_expr_impl(true),
-        )
-    );
-}
+/// Implementation of regexp_match
+pub(crate) static REGEX_MATCH_UDF: Lazy<Arc<ScalarUDF>> = Lazy::new(|| {
+    Arc::new(create_udf(
+        REGEX_MATCH_UDF_NAME,
+        // takes two arguments: regex, pattern
+        vec![DataType::Utf8, DataType::Utf8],
+        Arc::new(DataType::Boolean),
+        Volatility::Stable,
+        regex_match_expr_impl(true),
+    ))
+});
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    /// Implementation of regexp_not_match
-    pub(crate) static ref REGEX_NOT_MATCH_UDF: Arc<ScalarUDF> = Arc::new(
-        create_udf(
-            REGEX_NOT_MATCH_UDF_NAME,
-            // takes two arguments: regex, pattern
-            vec![DataType::Utf8, DataType::Utf8],
-            Arc::new(DataType::Boolean),
-            Volatility::Stable,
-            regex_match_expr_impl(false),
-        )
-    );
-}
+/// Implementation of regexp_not_match
+pub(crate) static REGEX_NOT_MATCH_UDF: Lazy<Arc<ScalarUDF>> = Lazy::new(|| {
+    Arc::new(create_udf(
+        REGEX_NOT_MATCH_UDF_NAME,
+        // takes two arguments: regex, pattern
+        vec![DataType::Utf8, DataType::Utf8],
+        Arc::new(DataType::Boolean),
+        Volatility::Stable,
+        regex_match_expr_impl(false),
+    ))
+});
 
 /// Given a column containing string values and a single regex pattern,
 /// `regex_match_expr` determines which values satisfy the pattern and which do
diff --git a/query_functions/src/registry.rs b/query_functions/src/registry.rs
index 672b8d01d6..8185c0665e 100644
--- a/query_functions/src/registry.rs
+++ b/query_functions/src/registry.rs
@@ -5,12 +5,11 @@ use datafusion::{
     logical_expr::{AggregateUDF, ScalarUDF},
     logical_plan::FunctionRegistry,
 };
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
 
 use crate::{regex, window};
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    static ref REGISTRY: IOxFunctionRegistry =  IOxFunctionRegistry::new();
-}
+static REGISTRY: Lazy<IOxFunctionRegistry> = Lazy::new(IOxFunctionRegistry::new);
 
 /// Lookup for all DataFusion User Defined Functions used by IOx
 #[derive(Debug)]
@@ -52,5 +51,5 @@ impl FunctionRegistry for IOxFunctionRegistry {
 
 /// Return a reference to the global function registry
 pub(crate) fn instance() -> &'static IOxFunctionRegistry {
-    &REGISTRY
+    &*REGISTRY
 }
diff --git a/query_functions/src/window.rs b/query_functions/src/window.rs
index 0c5974d289..f03db7007e 100644
--- a/query_functions/src/window.rs
+++ b/query_functions/src/window.rs
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ use datafusion::{
     prelude::*,
     scalar::ScalarValue,
 };
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
 
 use crate::group_by::WindowDuration;
 
@@ -24,29 +25,27 @@ pub use datafusion::error::{DataFusionError, Result as DataFusionResult};
 /// The name of the window_bounds UDF given to DataFusion.
 pub(crate) const WINDOW_BOUNDS_UDF_NAME: &str = "WindowBounds";
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    /// Implementation of window_bounds
-    pub(crate) static ref WINDOW_BOUNDS_UDF: Arc<ScalarUDF> = Arc::new(
-        create_udf(
-            WINDOW_BOUNDS_UDF_NAME,
-            // takes 7 arguments (see [`window_bounds_udf`] for details)
-            vec![
-                TIME_DATA_TYPE(),
-                // encoded every
-                DataType::Utf8,
-                DataType::Int64,
-                DataType::Boolean,
-                // encoded offset
-                DataType::Utf8,
-                DataType::Int64,
-                DataType::Boolean,
-            ],
-            Arc::new(TIME_DATA_TYPE()),
-            Volatility::Stable,
-            Arc::new(window_bounds_udf),
-        )
-    );
-}
+/// Implementation of window_bounds
+pub(crate) static WINDOW_BOUNDS_UDF: Lazy<Arc<ScalarUDF>> = Lazy::new(|| {
+    Arc::new(create_udf(
+        WINDOW_BOUNDS_UDF_NAME,
+        // takes 7 arguments (see [`window_bounds_udf`] for details)
+        vec![
+            TIME_DATA_TYPE(),
+            // encoded every
+            DataType::Utf8,
+            DataType::Int64,
+            DataType::Boolean,
+            // encoded offset
+            DataType::Utf8,
+            DataType::Int64,
+            DataType::Boolean,
+        ],
+        Arc::new(TIME_DATA_TYPE()),
+        Volatility::Stable,
+        Arc::new(window_bounds_udf),
+    ))
+});
 
 /// Implement the window bounds function as a DataFusion UDF where
 /// each of the two `WindowDuration` argument has been encoded as
diff --git a/router/Cargo.toml b/router/Cargo.toml
index de70069e07..6b222808f9 100644
--- a/router/Cargo.toml
+++ b/router/Cargo.toml
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ write_summary = { path = "../write_summary" }
 [dev-dependencies]
 assert_matches = "1.5"
 criterion = { version = "0.3.4", features = ["async_tokio", "html_reports"] }
-lazy_static = "1.4.0"
+once_cell = "1"
 paste = "1.0.7"
 pretty_assertions = "1.2.1"
 rand = "0.8.3"
diff --git a/router/benches/schema_validator.rs b/router/benches/schema_validator.rs
index 0bb91f9c14..e613381087 100644
--- a/router/benches/schema_validator.rs
+++ b/router/benches/schema_validator.rs
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ use data_types::DatabaseName;
 use hashbrown::HashMap;
 use iox_catalog::mem::MemCatalog;
 use mutable_batch::MutableBatch;
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
 use router::{
     dml_handlers::{DmlHandler, SchemaValidator},
     namespace_cache::{MemoryNamespaceCache, ShardedCache},
@@ -14,9 +15,7 @@ use schema::selection::Selection;
 use std::{iter, sync::Arc};
 use tokio::runtime::Runtime;
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    static ref NAMESPACE: DatabaseName<'static> = "bananas".try_into().unwrap();
-}
+static NAMESPACE: Lazy<DatabaseName<'static>> = Lazy::new(|| "bananas".try_into().unwrap());
 
 fn runtime() -> Runtime {
     tokio::runtime::Builder::new_current_thread()
diff --git a/router/src/dml_handlers/schema_validation.rs b/router/src/dml_handlers/schema_validation.rs
index 34fad8eb15..a0e01bd76d 100644
--- a/router/src/dml_handlers/schema_validation.rs
+++ b/router/src/dml_handlers/schema_validation.rs
@@ -258,11 +258,10 @@ mod tests {
     use assert_matches::assert_matches;
     use data_types::{ColumnType, KafkaTopicId, QueryPoolId, TimestampRange};
     use iox_catalog::mem::MemCatalog;
+    use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
     use std::sync::Arc;
 
-    lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-        static ref NAMESPACE: DatabaseName<'static> = "bananas".try_into().unwrap();
-    }
+    static NAMESPACE: Lazy<DatabaseName<'static>> = Lazy::new(|| "bananas".try_into().unwrap());
 
     // Parse `lp` into a table-keyed MutableBatch map.
     fn lp_to_writes(lp: &str) -> HashMap<String, MutableBatch> {
diff --git a/test_helpers_end_to_end/Cargo.toml b/test_helpers_end_to_end/Cargo.toml
index c4980d6346..0ea0a6cd6e 100644
--- a/test_helpers_end_to_end/Cargo.toml
+++ b/test_helpers_end_to_end/Cargo.toml
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ http = "0.2.8"
 hyper = "0.14"
 influxdb_iox_client = { path = "../influxdb_iox_client", features = ["flight", "format", "write_lp"] }
 nix = "0.24"
-lazy_static = "1.4.0"
 observability_deps = { path = "../observability_deps" }
 once_cell = { version = "1.12.0", features = ["parking_lot"] }
 parking_lot = "0.12"
diff --git a/test_helpers_end_to_end/src/mini_cluster.rs b/test_helpers_end_to_end/src/mini_cluster.rs
index 985d405c41..6529819ddb 100644
--- a/test_helpers_end_to_end/src/mini_cluster.rs
+++ b/test_helpers_end_to_end/src/mini_cluster.rs
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ use http::Response;
 use hyper::Body;
 use influxdb_iox_client::write::generated_types::{TableBatch, WriteResponse};
 use observability_deps::tracing::{debug, info};
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
 use std::{
     sync::{Arc, Weak},
     time::Instant,
@@ -360,6 +361,4 @@ fn server_from_weak(server: Option<&Weak<TestServer>>) -> Option<Option<Arc<Test
     }
 }
 
-lazy_static::lazy_static! {
-    static ref GLOBAL_SHARED_SERVERS: Mutex<Option<SharedServers>> = Mutex::new(None);
-}
+static GLOBAL_SHARED_SERVERS: Lazy<Mutex<Option<SharedServers>>> = Lazy::new(|| Mutex::new(None));