diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 05b1564c41..2593a2ffad 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -869,18 +869,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "half 1.8.2",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "clap"
-version = "3.2.25"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "4ea181bf566f71cb9a5d17a59e1871af638180a18fb0035c92ae62b705207123"
-dependencies = [
- "bitflags",
- "clap_lex 0.2.4",
- "indexmap",
- "textwrap",
-]
-
 [[package]]
 name = "clap"
 version = "4.3.0"
@@ -896,7 +884,7 @@ dependencies = [
 name = "clap_blocks"
 version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "futures",
  "http",
  "humantime",
@@ -922,7 +910,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "anstream",
  "anstyle",
  "bitflags",
- "clap_lex 0.5.0",
+ "clap_lex",
  "once_cell",
  "strsim",
 ]
@@ -939,15 +927,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "syn 2.0.16",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "clap_lex"
-version = "0.2.4"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "2850f2f5a82cbf437dd5af4d49848fbdfc27c157c3d010345776f952765261c5"
-dependencies = [
- "os_str_bytes",
-]
-
 [[package]]
 name = "clap_lex"
 version = "0.5.0"
@@ -1204,20 +1183,20 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "criterion"
-version = "0.4.0"
+version = "0.5.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "e7c76e09c1aae2bc52b3d2f29e13c6572553b30c4aa1b8a49fd70de6412654cb"
+checksum = "9f9c16c823fba76d9643cc387e9677d9771abe0827561381815215c47f808da9"
 dependencies = [
  "anes",
- "atty",
  "cast",
  "ciborium",
- "clap 3.2.25",
+ "clap",
  "criterion-plot",
  "futures",
+ "is-terminal",
  "itertools",
- "lazy_static",
  "num-traits",
+ "once_cell",
  "oorandom",
  "rayon",
  "regex",
@@ -2003,7 +1982,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "backoff",
  "bytes",
  "chrono",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "clap_blocks",
  "data_types",
  "filetime",
@@ -2530,7 +2509,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "authz",
  "backtrace",
  "bytes",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "clap_blocks",
  "comfy-table",
  "compactor",
@@ -2860,7 +2839,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "bytes",
  "chrono",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "criterion",
  "datafusion_util",
  "futures",
@@ -3005,7 +2984,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "async-trait",
  "authz",
  "bytes",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "clap_blocks",
  "flate2",
  "futures",
@@ -3159,7 +3138,7 @@ name = "ioxd_test"
 version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "async-trait",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "hyper",
  "ioxd_common",
  "metric",
@@ -3913,12 +3892,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "num-traits",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "os_str_bytes"
-version = "6.5.0"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "ceedf44fb00f2d1984b0bc98102627ce622e083e49a5bacdb3e514fa4238e267"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "output_vt100"
 version = "0.1.3"
@@ -5750,12 +5723,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "workspace-hack",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "textwrap"
-version = "0.16.0"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "222a222a5bfe1bba4a77b45ec488a741b3cb8872e5e499451fd7d0129c9c7c3d"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "thiserror"
 version = "1.0.40"
@@ -6124,7 +6091,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "async-trait",
  "chrono",
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "futures",
  "iox_time",
  "observability_deps",
@@ -6253,7 +6220,7 @@ dependencies = [
 name = "trogging"
 version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
- "clap 4.3.0",
+ "clap",
  "is-terminal",
  "logfmt",
  "observability_deps",
diff --git a/cache_system/Cargo.toml b/cache_system/Cargo.toml
index 96a5478182..114426266a 100644
--- a/cache_system/Cargo.toml
+++ b/cache_system/Cargo.toml
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ trace = { path = "../trace"}
 workspace-hack = { version = "0.1", path = "../workspace-hack" }
 
 [dev-dependencies]
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
 proptest = { version = "1", default_features = false, features = ["std"] }
 
 [lib]
diff --git a/ingester/Cargo.toml b/ingester/Cargo.toml
index ed2dc28036..1c8b5fae32 100644
--- a/ingester/Cargo.toml
+++ b/ingester/Cargo.toml
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@ workspace-hack = { version = "0.1", path = "../workspace-hack" }
 
 [dev-dependencies]
 assert_matches = "1.5.0"
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio"]}
 datafusion_util = { path = "../datafusion_util" }
 influxdb_iox_client = { path = "../influxdb_iox_client" }
 ingester_test_ctx = { path = "../ingester_test_ctx" }
diff --git a/iox_data_generator/Cargo.toml b/iox_data_generator/Cargo.toml
index 18d1a75f30..31567133b7 100644
--- a/iox_data_generator/Cargo.toml
+++ b/iox_data_generator/Cargo.toml
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ tracing-subscriber = "0.3"
 uuid = { version = "1", default_features = false }
 
 [dev-dependencies]
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
 test_helpers = { path = "../test_helpers" }
 
 [[bench]]
diff --git a/mutable_batch_lp/Cargo.toml b/mutable_batch_lp/Cargo.toml
index 6a2beebe39..3f75bb21ae 100644
--- a/mutable_batch_lp/Cargo.toml
+++ b/mutable_batch_lp/Cargo.toml
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ workspace-hack = { version = "0.1", path = "../workspace-hack" }
 [dev-dependencies]
 arrow_util = { path = "../arrow_util" }
 assert_matches = "1.5.0"
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
 schema = { path = "../schema" }
 
 [[bench]]
diff --git a/mutable_batch_tests/Cargo.toml b/mutable_batch_tests/Cargo.toml
index 2e098255b1..a9da357651 100644
--- a/mutable_batch_tests/Cargo.toml
+++ b/mutable_batch_tests/Cargo.toml
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ flate2 = "1.0"
 
 [dev-dependencies]
 bytes = "1.4"
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["rayon"]}
 data_types = { path = "../data_types", default-features = false }
 dml = { path = "../dml" }
 generated_types = { path = "../generated_types" }
diff --git a/router/Cargo.toml b/router/Cargo.toml
index 0417991469..5da4409c4a 100644
--- a/router/Cargo.toml
+++ b/router/Cargo.toml
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ workspace-hack = { version = "0.1", path = "../workspace-hack" }
 [dev-dependencies]
 assert_matches = "1.5"
 base64 = "0.21.0"
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio", "rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio", "rayon"]}
 influxdb-line-protocol = { path = "../influxdb_line_protocol" }
 iox_tests = { path = "../iox_tests" }
 once_cell = "1"
diff --git a/sharder/Cargo.toml b/sharder/Cargo.toml
index b307e3f298..77adb72aa6 100644
--- a/sharder/Cargo.toml
+++ b/sharder/Cargo.toml
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ siphasher = "0.3"
 workspace-hack = { version = "0.1", path = "../workspace-hack" }
 
 [dev-dependencies]
-criterion = { version = "0.4", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio", "rayon"]}
+criterion = { version = "0.5", default-features = false, features = ["async_tokio", "rayon"]}
 hashbrown = { workspace = true }
 mutable_batch_lp = { path = "../mutable_batch_lp" }
 rand = "0.8.3"